The Great Christmas Swamping 2011

We aren’t ignoring you

we are just SUPER Swamped with Christmas Work Schedules!!

Not to mention I (K) am tryiing to mentally and physically prepare myself for the great Canadian shopping day known as BOXING DAY! I work 12 hours that day. WISH ME LUCK

WHOA ITS K

Hey folks, I feel like I have been hiding from you

BUT I HAVEN’T!

But! I just got myself a shiny new job. Sadly it is not with Wal-Mart but the job I do have is only seasonal (BOO!) so I’m hoping our New Wal-Mart (Which looks so pretty surrounded by all the snow and dirt…NOT!) will still call me and I can actually be in your ranks again.

Just wanted to say thanks for your continued support of this tumblr and I promise to bring my spazzy self around more often!

I just want to survive my first 10 hour and overnight shift with one piece of sanity.

I can tell you that the longest shift I worked was a 15 hour shift and that was an overnight shift. Night shifts have the potential to be lots of fun if you’re working with a good crew and though a longer shift seems┬álike it might suck, that just means you’ll have a shorter shift at some other point in the week. But I wish you the best of luck.

Happy Thanksgiving

Howdy folks. J here wishing all of our American followers a happy Thanksgiving and all of our international followers a happy Thursday. We here at Wal-Mart Problems hope that you have a great holiday and that you’re all safe tomorrow on Black Friday. That being said, now would be the perfect time to submit anything about Black Friday!

Old people never really do get the hang of electronics

  • Customer:I'm looking for one of those virus tapes. Can you tell me where they are?
  • Associate:I'm sorry, ma'am. Virus tapes?
  • Customer:Oh you know. The tapes for your computer.
  • Associate:Like a video tape? A video cassette?
  • Customer:Yes! The ones that do that virusy thing.
  • Associate:That gets rid of viruses?
  • Customer:That's what they do!
  • Associate:So you're looking for a video cassette for your computer so you can get rid of computer viruses.
  • Customer:That's what I'm looking for.